Happy Halloween

Sometimes, I like to dress up like I am Katy Perry (I've been told I look like her. I don't see it, but I am not offended) and pretend that I have lots of money, sing super duper well, go on tour and be all sorts of oddball, divorce the adorable, yet odd, Russell Brand,and hang out with Rhianna. But, that's only sometimes. Sometimes, I like to pretend that I am friends with Lady Gaga, Pink, and Black Widow. Every popstar needs to be friends with an Avenger. It's like a rule or something.

Should be my gay boyfriends...

I recently discovered Anderson Cooper's Ridiculist (so, I am way behind the times, get over it) and I laughed so hard.  He is a silver fox and is ok at laughing at himself. I just think he would be a fun fella to hang out.  Check out some of his other Ridiculists on youtube. So funny.

At such a tender age I fell head over heels in love with cute little Doogie Howser MD.  And then he grows up to look like this and plays for the other team.  I call NOT FAIR!  My Doogie Howser dreams were crushed for a moment. But, I decided to forgive him because he is easy on the eyes, is a fab singer and super de duper hilarious. Check him out in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long blog".  So, if Dr. Doogie ever wants a cute, Mormon gal to hang out with I just might be available. 

"Eye Of The Sparrow"

Everyone has probably seen this,but I about wet myself that I knew I had to share. enjoy.

If a Fireman comes to your door at 1:00 am to tell you that you need to evacuate your building, they should look like this.....

And not this....

It would make the experience a little bit more enjoyable. I'm just saying...

Feet don't fail me now...

In five short days (yikes bikes!)these lovely feet will be carrying me 26.2 miles. Here are a few goals that I have for this race: * Don't get runner's trot! (you can probably guess what that is) * To beat Katie Holmes's time (she ran the NY marathon in about 5:30) * To not get any blisters * To sing "Living On A Prayer" at mile 13 * To laugh a lot with Marie * To not whine (too much) * To have a really good race experience Good Luck to me, Marie and all other runners!

Here's an alliteration...

A beautiful bee was buzzing on a bum.

So, while at the Farmer's Market with Miss M, a bee flew by and landed on this lady's bum. It took a nice ride for several minutes. I laughed. Marie laughed. And,then we took a picture. Maybe, the nice thing to do would have been to tap her on the shoulder and tell her that a bee was on her bum. But, I am not always that nice. And, it did eventually fly away. And, she didn't get stung. So, I am totally justified in letting the bee rest for a bit. Right??

Random...

1. Miss Marie and I went to see "Rock Of Ages"  Loved it!  We were totally those annoying girls singing to every song. 

2. Tom Cruise should really live in a box and only come out when he is going to make movies.  He is a great actor, but kind of a weirdo human being.

3. I have not yet been to Farmer's Market.  Totally tragic.

4. A girl had her name read into my ward.  Her name?  Mary Lamb.  Seriously?  How many times do you think she has heard that song? 

5. Brown Toppers from Arctic Circle are my new love. 

6. The time has possibly come to cover the teal in my hair.  I am growin' up. Boo.

7. I don't like setting up my classroom, so I will blog instead.  Yea.

8. I still am holding out hope that my lil' sis will have a baby.  She would make adorable babies.  I just want one to cuddle and love on.  Come on Shanny!!

9. "I love my butt!"  "I love my butt!"  If I keep saying that, then maybe it will come true.

10. My cute hairstylist told me that my butt was one of my best features and that I should love it.

11.  I  have always hated my butt.  It has too much of a pop. 

12. I love that the Kardashians say "Bible" when they are telling the truth.  That is about the only thing I love that the Kardashians say.

13. I kindof want to live on a farm, but not so I can slop pig and shovel poo.  I want to wear cute gingham shirts, braids, cowboy boots, and drive a tractor.  It just sounds fun.

14. I should learn how to can.  I should learn how to play the piano.  I should learn how to crochet around burp clothes. 

15. Ok, scratch that last one.  I have never understood why something that a baby is going to puke on needs a doily on it.  I just don't get it. 

16. I love when songs make me think of people.  I was listening to Paul Simon's "Call Me Al."  It makes me think of my friend's mom and brother....Betty and Al.  They are cool people.

17.  Miss Betty, my friend's mom, wears red nail polish.  My mom would never let us wear red nail polish as kids.  Why?  Because ladies of the night wear red nail polish.  I think Miss Betty is super cool for wearing red nail polish....lady of the night or not.