Dude at Potluck: Hi. My name is Richard.
Me: Hi. My name is Megan.
Richard: I think I have seen you before.
Me: Oh, well I come to these things a lot, so you may have seen me here.
Richard puts his finger to his mouth and looks off pensively.
I stand there thinking, "what an oddball."
Richard: I know where I have seen you before (and here it comes....the worst ever!!), on the cover of a book about angels.
Me: Awkward laugh.
Seriously, I wanted to vomit in my purse. What was he thinking?
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2 comments:
okay seriously...that is the worst ever.
What?! How were you not totally smitten? He probably worked long and hard to come up with a gem like that.
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