Funny kids

My students make me laugh on pretty much a daily basis. Here is a conversation that happened last week.

Teacher: What is the opposite of rough?

 Student: Toothbrush?

yep, it sure is. I laughed so hard.

Teacher: What is the opposite of wet?

Student: Dog.

During a social skills group with a few of my students, this little bit happened.

Social worker: What do we need to do to listen?

Student: Breakfast

Uh, I guess that could help, right?! Seriously, where do kids come up with the things that they say? I love it!