Saturday, April 3, 2010

SHOCKING NEW!!

YEP, HE'S GAY!!
Ok, Mr. Martin, we loved you when you were so stinkin' little and cute in Menudo. We loved you when you came out with "Livin' La Vida Loca" and we shook our BonBon and I loved dancing to "Shebangs", but did you for one minute think that we thought you were a straight man? Come on! We were all a bit fooled when you had a girlfriend for a nano second, but you didn't fool us when you decided to have twins via surrogate and raise them on your own. All I can say, Mr. Martin is that it is about freakin' time!

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