I know, I know it's actually Saturday, but I had like zero time to post yesterday. Here is the "Friday Thing" that my fab prof. passed out. Enjoy! I laughed pretty hard.
Things Almost As Magical As A Unicorn
by Bob Shea
A magical horse(without horn)
A talking frog with a pointy hat and some
A really, really good mime sleight-of-hand skills
That spray that took the smell out of our sofa
A dancing goat
A rabbit's foot taped to a horseshoe
How To Tell If A Unicorn Is Into You
by Elizabeth Ellen
He pays for dinner
He tells you repeatedly you have beautiful eyes
He sends you flowers when it isn't your birthday or Valentine's Day
You Might Be A Unicorn If
by Elizabeth Ellen
Your favorite color is sparkle
Your best friend is Rainbow Brite
You family reunion consists fo both horses and narwals.
Places You're Likely To Find A Unicorn
by Patrick Cassels
The time before time
Realms of wizardry, necromancy, and general enchantment
The Third Age New Zealand
Where Pan doth play his pipes
Trapper Keepers
What Makes Unicorns Cry
by Bob Shea
Seasonal Allergies
Getting punched in the horn
A Sad movie
Those who refuse to believe in them
Unicorn-themed fan fiction
Orphans throwing rocks at them
War, poverty, injustice--same stuff as you and me
Renegade wizards who refuse to join the alliance
Older, mean-spirited unicorns
Your habitual lying
Overactive thyroid
(this was taken from Mountain Man Dance Moves---The McSweeney's Book of Lists)
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