Pretty much Megan

Dear BIRDS,
I really love waking up in the morning and listening to your beautiful, happy Chirping Noises. It really does make me happy. But, must you use My newly cleaned WHITE CAR as a toilet? Can't you aim your little bird behinds the other direction, so that it hits the grass and not my car. It's just a little something to make it a pleasant day for the both of us!

Love,
Megan